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Arrr, this here state be debt-free! Why be ol' Washington still swimmin' in treasure troubles, eh?

2024-08-16

Arrr, matey! The scallywags in Washington be spendin’ gold like drunken sailors, leavin’ us and our wee ones with a treasure trove of $35 trillion in debt! The Treasury be shoutin’ it loud! But fear not, it needn’t be this cursed way, savvy?

Arrr, this here state be debt-free! Why be ol' Washington still swimmin' in treasure troubles, eh?

Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of dollar doubloons and the treacherous seas of debt! Our noble forefathers, like Thomas Jefferson, warned us not to be shackled by the chains of endless borrowing, lest we find ourselves a-sorrowing like ol’ Ben Franklin said. But what do we see? A band of landlubber politicians in Washington, pilfering our coffers, leavin' us with a staggering $35 trillion in debt!But fear not, for in the grand land of Montana, we be chartin’ a different course! With a treasure surplus of $2.5 billion in 2023 and nary a debt to our name, we’ve returned over a billion doubloons to the hard-working folks. We ain’t about expandin’ the government, no sir! Instead, we be fixin’ what’s broken, like a ship’s hull in need of repair, and padded our rainy-day reserves.Now, with our economy booming and more Montanans workin’ than ever before, I say we’ve proven that a penny saved be a penny earned. But the winds of change be blowin', and we must continue to fight against the inflation beast conjured by Biden and his crew. The future be bright, and we’ll sail on, showing the rest of the seas how fiscal discipline can lead to bountiful horizons!

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