The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Trump be summonin’ Tulsi Gabbard for a squabble o’ wits, savvy? Aye, let the banter begin!"

2024-08-16

Arrr, matey! Tulsi Gabbard, once a lass of the Democrat ship, now sails the seas of Trump’s crew, a true celebrity! She made mincemeat of Kamala Harris on the debate deck, a right jolly spectacle! Ain’t it a hoot, the swashbucklin’ ways of politics? Yarrr!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round an’ lend an ear to a tale of Tulsi Gabbard, a lass who once sailed the seas of the Democrat ship, but be now hoisting the Jolly Roger alongside the crew of Captain Trump! Aye, this scallywag found fame not in the shanties of old, but among the raucous cheers of Trump’s loyal buccaneers!

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