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Arrr! This Georgia scallywag dared to cross Trump, now he’s in a pickle fightin' a slanderous squall!

2024-08-16

Avast, matey! Secretary Brad Raffensperger be spendin' a king's ransom of $500,000 to defend his honor in the courts! He claims the scallywag wantin' a settlement demands he spout a tall tale about the 2020 election bein' rigged! Talk about a rum-soaked folly, arrr!

Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round, for I bear news from the landlubber courts! Our goodly secretary of state, Brad Raffensperger, be in quite the pickle, having tossed a staggering $500,000 of doubloons into the tempestuous sea of legal battles.

Now, what be the cause of this treasure lost, ye ask? It be a fierce squabble with a landlubber plaintiff who be insistin' on a most ridiculous bargain! This scallywag wants Brad to publicly endorse a fanciful tale, a debunked conspiracy theory ‘bout the 2020 election, no less! A tale so tall, it could make a kraken blush!

Why, 'tis as if the sea itself has turned against our fine secretary! He stands firm, like a sturdy ship in a storm, refusing to hoist the flag of nonsense that be flutterin' above that conspiracy. Arrr, what a conundrum, mates! To settle or not to settle, that be the question. So here Brad be, caught between the devil and the deep blue sea, with his gold at stake and his honor in the balance. Mayhaps he should have consulted with a wise old sea dog before diving into this murky waters of litigation!

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