Arrr! Minnesota's law be givin’ free tampons to landlubber schools—no more bleedin’ gold for the lassies, savvy?
2024-08-16
Arrr, me hearty! The landlubbers be grumblin’ 'gainst Gov. Walz over yon law, but fear not! The scallywags in the schools ain’t turnin’ the lads’ loos into treasure chests for lady rags! Aye, the boys be safe from such peculiar plunder!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags known as conservatives, who be raisin' a ruckus over Governor Tim Walz’s decree. Aye, they be pointin’ their fingers and spoutin’ their grumblings, callin’ it a grand folly! They be thinkin’ the law be sendin' the schools on a mad quest to plunder boys' restrooms for menstrual products! Arrr, what a sight that would be!But fear not, for the fair captains of the schools haven’t taken to this course with a cannonball of confusion. Nay, they be keepin’ their wits about 'em and understandin' the true winds of change! The lads in the boys' quarters be safe from any strange ships comin’ to restock their necessary provisions. The law be merely a gentle nudge to ensure the lasses aboard can have their supplies when the tides turn. Aye, a sensible notion, if ye ask this old sea dog!
So, while the conservatives be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, the good ship Education sails on, full of wisdom and practicality. It be a fine day to ensure all crew members are well cared for, no matter which side of the ship they be on! Now, let’s raise a mug and toast to reason amidst the tempest of opinions, savvy?