Arrr, 'tis been two wretched years since the Biden-Harris treasure map—Inflation Reduction Act, me hearties! 'Tis worse than Davy Jones himself!
2024-08-16
Arrr, who be the scallywag that be thinkin' throwin' doubloons we ain't got at federal contraptions we don't be needin' could ever shackle the beast called inflation? 'Tis like tryin' to catch wind in a net, I tell ye! A right merry folly, that!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the political seas, where politicians be spendin' other folk's doubloons like they be made of gold! Aye, on this second anniversary of the Inflation Reduction Act—aye, what a misnomer that be! Sold to us landlubbers as a way to quench the fiery inflation flames kinda sparked by the Biden-Harris crew's earlier spendin' spree, it be but an old trick o’ the trade!Ye see, spendin' more coin we ain't got fer programs we don't need won’t calm the beast of inflation, savvy? According to the learned folks at the Wharton School, this harebrained scheme may've made things worse! They put taxes on our hard-workin’ businesses, making the seas rough for American competitors. And lo and behold, they promised no tax hikes on the common folk, yet here we be, gettin’ the short end of the plank!
Worse still, this treasure chest of a bill wasted gold on green energy giveaways and bloated IRS coffers with 87,000 new enforcers lurkin’ about like buccaneers ready to board! If the Biden administration keeps this up, we’ll be settin' sail towards a storm of debt and despair. Arrr, remember the wise words of Thatcher: ye can’t spend what ye don’t have, lest ye run out of other folk’s coin! So, hoist the sails and prepare for battle, for change be comin’! Yarrr!