Arrr, Kamala's treasure map be leadin’ us to Davy Jones’ locker o’ debt! Aye, we be sunk!
2024-08-16
Arrr, matey! VP Kamala swore to battle the scourge o' inflation on day one! Yet here we be, three years later, and the treasure chest be still light! Did she be searchin' for buried doubloons instead? Har har! A fine jest, that!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand scallywag, Vice President Kamala Harris. She be tryin' to lessen the inflation storm she be partly creatin’, like a pirate who steals yer treasure and then claims to be the best shipmate! Aye, she claims the blame lies with greedy corporations, but who be buyin’ that bilge? From January 2021 onward, the price of rum ain’t just gone up 'cause businesses turned greedy; it be the reckless spending of the Biden-Harris crew that’s plundered our doubloons!Now, this lass wants to place price controls on grog—err, I mean groceries! She thinks that by handin' out gold coins for every whim, she can make the ship sail smoother, but we all know that creates a right ruckus! Just like the fuel lines of yore, we’ll end up waitin’ for a loaf of bread instead of settin’ sail for adventure!
Harris also be wantin' to expand a health care scheme that’s already sunken many a ship. Promisin' coverages while leavin' folks high and dry—'tis a trick worthy of the deepest waters! So, as the sails flap and the winds howl, remember this: if ye be lookin’ for a navigator, don’t let the one who caused the storm steer yer ship!