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"Avast! Let’s rummage through Trump’s and Harris’s jibes to see who be spouting more barnacles and bluster!"

2024-08-17

Avast! We be scrutinizin’ the jabs ’twixt our two scallywag candidates, takin’ a gander at their policies, wild promises, and past blunders. It be a right spectacle, watchin’ ’em toss insults like cannonballs whilst claimin’ to be the finest ship on the high seas! Arrr!

"Avast! Let’s rummage through Trump’s and Harris’s jibes to see who be spouting more barnacles and bluster!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we dive into the treacherous waters of political squabblin’ ‘twixt two scallywags vyin’ fer the title o' Captain of the Ship o’ State! Aye, they be hurlin’ insults and accusations like cannonballs in a grand naval battle!

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