Avast, me hearties! Ye be plunderin’ $333 each for a grand wedding at yon fancy cathedral! Arrr!
2024-08-17
Arrr, mateys! Reemo and Nova Styles be causin' a ruckus on the high seas of social media! They be demandin' $333 doubloons from each scallywag to join their nuptials last June. Aye, they be defendin' their treasure huntin' ways, claimin' it be all in good jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale most curious from the bustling shores of New York City! A couple, known as Kareem the Reemo and Nova Styles, be wed on the 24th of June, in a manner fit for a pirate's treasure hunt! Instead of the usual frolics, they hocked tickets to their grand "Styles Wedding Experience," sparking a storm on the seas of social media!With a guest list of 350 scallywags, only 60 were invited, so they sold tickets at a price of 333 doubloons each, claimin' their guests “chose” to partake in the revelry. Nay, they didn’t simply trim the list but summoned their crew aboard a double-decker treasure ship to be whisked from the grand St. Patrick's Cathedral to the wild festivities of Hudson Yards and beyond!
Yet, the townsfolk be not so pleased! Many cast scorn upon the couple, callin' them "greedy" and "tacky," while others defended the plunderin' plan, suggestin' it be a clever way to cut costs in these hard times. In the end, our brave couple claimed their ticket sales saved 'em a hefty 70,000 doubloons for future adventures with a wee crew of their own!
So, what say ye? A jolly good time or a mutinous folly? The Styles be laughin' all the way to the bank, while the rest of us be ponderin’ the true cost of love!