"Ahoy, matey! Harris and Walz be puttin' on a right strange show, callin' out the double-crossin' on race! Har har!"
2024-08-16
Arrr, matey! Kamala and Tim be havin’ a jolly ol’ time, makin’ merry at Tim's expense for bein’ a "white lad." They say us pale scallywags don’t dare touch spicy grub, just livin’ on tuna and mayo. But why be these jests sailin’ under the Jolly Roger of acceptability?
Aye mateys, gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn of the late 1970s, when the likes of Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor engaged in a raucous wordplay, tossin’ racial jabs like cannonballs in a storm! It be a comedic treasure that’d make the landlubbers blush today, fer it culminated in a right rascally racial slur.Fast forward to these here modern times, where Kamala Harris and Tim Walz be settin’ sail on a peculiar skit about “white guy tacos.” Yarr, it be a cringeworthy jest where Walz quips about his bland culinary choices, and Harris chortles about mayonnaise and tuna! The landlubbers be up in arms, for it exposes the double standards of the progressive crew, who’d never dare joke about fried chicken with a black matey.
In these waters, it seems the whites be the only ones who can be the butt of jests, while others float above like fine ships, untouched by the peril of mockery. The left claims to be fightin’ oppression, yet they be creatin’ a new brand of it, with rules that make no sense to a pirate’s logic.
So, I say, let us hoist the sails of equality and chuck these silly double standards overboard! Aye, it’s high time we treat all souls the same, regardless of their skin, and end the minstrel show that be the Walz and Harris antics!