The Booty Report

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Arrr! Harris' crew of scallywags be readyin' for a ruckus as the election seas swell, matey!

2024-08-17

Arrr, me hearties! The crew be bringin' aboard Marc Elias, a fine sorcerer of the law! He'll help the Democrats batten down the hatches fer a stormy postelection squall, where squabbles be as thick as the fog on the high seas! Avast, let the legal battles commence!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale as wild as the seven seas! The savvy Democrats be hoistin' their sails and callin' upon the mighty Marc Elias, a top-notch election lawyer, to navigate the treacherous waters ahead. Yarr, they be expectin’ a stormy postelection period, fraught with squabblin' and kerfufflin' aplenty! This be no ordinary landlubber; Elias be the captain of legal shenanigans, ready to fend off any scallywags lookin' to cause trouble.

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