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Arrr! Harris be takin' a gander at them Teamster scallywags for a parley! Treasure or trouble, savvy?

2024-08-17

Arrr! The captain o' the union, who be sailin' without a presidential parley this year, be requestin' a word at both shindigs. He had a chinwag at the Republican hootenanny in July, but the Democrats be still searchin' fer their treasure map!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a scallywag who be the head of the union, not havin' thrown his lot in with any presidential lubber this year. A curious creature, he be, seekin' a grand stage at both the Republican and Democrat shindigs—'tis as if he be playin' both sides o' the coin like a crafty sea serpent!

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