Arrr! Chicago's captain be fretful o' a horde o' scallywags comin' ashore 'fore the grand Democratic shindig!
2024-08-17
Arrr, matey! The scallywags in Chicago reckon a tide o’ wayward souls from them Texas shores be settin’ sail on buses, all in a frenzy fer the grand Democratic shindig next week! Prepare yer rum and ruckus, fer the merry crew be comin’ ashore!
Ahoy, me hearties! The mayor of Chicago be bellowin' a warning, sayin' a horde of migrants be sailin' into the Windy City as the Democratic National Convention approaches! While the initial forecast of 20,000 scallywags seems to have calmed, Mayor Brandon Johnson and his crew expect a few hundred landlubbers to arrive via the Texas ship o' migrants!Texas Governor Greg Abbott be confirm'n that his ship be sendin' migrants to sanctuary ports like Chicago, claimin' the overwhelmed border towns be in need of relief. "Until the cap'n Biden and his trusty sidekick, Czar Harris, do their jobs, we’ll keep busing these folks away!" his office quoth to the Daily Mail.
Andre Gordillo, a brave soul from the New Vecinos Program, be expectin' 750 to 1,000 new souls to dock next week, whilst Chicago's deputy mayor, Beatriz Ponce de León, had previously feared a tidal wave of 25,000! But fear not, for she hath walked back that grim prediction, sayin' there be no credible intel of a mighty surge.
As the city readies for the grand convention, it appears the forecasted arrivals be much gentler than a summer's breeze. So grab yer rum, me hearties, and let’s toast to a smoother sailin’ as the political winds blow through Chicago!