Arrr, matey! Reddit scallywag be defendin' his plight after his old sea dog dad cast him adrift!
2024-08-17
Arrr, a scallywag on the Reddit seas be seekin' counsel! His old sea dog of a father bellowed, “Act like a proper grown matey!” after givin’ the lad a cruel surprise two weeks before he planned to drop anchor. Shiver me timbers, that be a right jolly mess!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a scallywag named OkNumber787, who found himself in a pickle most dire! This young lad, a mere 22 summers old, had struck a deal with his old sea dog of a father, wherein he could dock his ship back in the old homestead if the winds turned foul. But lo and behold, just as the tide was about to change, his father sent a message from the high seas—his new lass wasn’t keen on the idea of having a buccaneer underfoot!With the sands of time slipping through his fingers and his lease about to expire, our lad cried out, "Ye’ve made me effectively homeless!" Aye, he had every right to bellow! The old man told him to “grow up and figure it out like an adult,” yet it seems he’d forgotten his own promise like a sailor forgets his compass on a long voyage.
Reddit’s crew rallied to OkNumber787’s side, declaring him “NTA” (Not the A--hole), proclaiming his father a scallywag for abandoning their agreement. With options as scarce as gold doubloons in a dry dock, it seems this lad might be forced to find temporary shelter with mates or even his kin. So hoist the sails, for this tale ain't over yet, and may the winds favor our young sea dog! Arrr!