Arrr, Harris be raisin' prices, creatin' bread lines ‘n' turnin' our economy into a zombie-infested shipwreck, says the scallywag!
2024-08-17
Arrr, here be what the scallywag Scott Jennings be squawkin’ 'bout on yon Friday! He claims that Vice President Harris' fanciful scheme to tame the treasure prices be settin’ sail for a stormy economic shipwreck! Blimey! We’ll all be swimmin’ with the fishes if she be at the helm!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Vice President Harris's grand scheme to put a cap on food prices! Scott Jennings, a commentator on CNN, be callin’ her plan a sure ticket to food shortages and mayhem akin to “The Walking Dead.” He be jestin', "If ye fancy bread lines and black markets, then Harris be havin' a treasure map fer ye!”Harris be wantin' to ban price gougin' on grub to keep those greedy corporations in check. But Jennings be respondin’ with a hearty laugh, claimin’ there be no gougin’, just the cruel mistress known as inflation. He be accusin’ her crew of causin’ the troubles faced by the working class, sayin’ they’ve sunk the ship into an economic storm!
In Raleigh, Harris promised to tackle the high costs that be weighin’ down the good folk, confessin’ that prices soared during the pandemic. But alas, her ship be anchored with Biden’s policies, and Jennings be wonderin’ how she plans to sail clear of that tempest! So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the debate rages on about whether this price control be a treasure or a curse!