Arrr! The hullabaloo 'bout Walz's sea tales hides the true dread o' what Trump 2.0 be bringin' fer our crew!
2024-08-17
Arrr, matey! JD Vance, a salty Marine in the Republican crew, be thinkin’ he’s got the chops to jab at Gov. Tim Walz. But let it be known, ye can’t be throwin’ cannonballs unless they be fair and square! Yarrr!
Aye, mateys! 'Tis a fine time for America as two former salty sea dogs, both non-commissioned officers, be on the grand stages of the major parties. We all know the NCOs be the true captains of the ship, keepin' the crew in line and the cannons ready fer battle. On one hand, we have Sen. JD Vance, a Marine with four years of honorable service, throwin' shade at his opponent, Gov. Tim Walz, who hath spent two decades in the National Guard. But beware, savvy sailors, for Vance’s jabs be as misfounded as a parrot squawkin' false tales!Vance accuses Walz of playin' fast and loose with his combat record and takin' a powder when duty called. But alas, these squabbles about military pasts be a tempest in a teapot when the true storm lies in what a second Trump reign could portend fer our brave lads and lasses in uniform. With talk of military might bein’ used against citizens and threats to the Constitution, the good ship America might sail into treacherous waters!
Let us not linger on old tales of valor, but focus on the horizon ahead, where the military’s role in our fair land must be debated. For both Walz and Vance be honorable men, and as true pirates of democracy, we should hoist the sails towards a brighter future for our armed forces!