"Arrr, Newt be sayin' Harris-Walz be tryin' to bamboozle us with their tall tales o' immigration!"
2024-08-17
Arrr, the good folk of the Americas be sayin’, "Nay to wide open seas o’ borders and scallywags sneakin’ in!" They be wantin’ their doubloons not squandered on those ruffians who be crossin’ the line like a ship in a storm! Avast, keep yer gold for honest chaps!
Arrr, matey! The seas be stormy over yonder immigration debate in the 2024 election, where the Democrats be flounderin' like a fish outta water! The good folk of America be raisin' their voices against open borders and the influx of scallywags crossin' without a proper ticket. They ain't keen on their gold bein' spent on landlubbers who break the rules, nor do they want those rascals takin' part in the voting!Alas! The mighty Kamala Harris and Tim Walz find themselves in murky waters, tryin' to spin a yarn of moderation that be nothin' but a fairytale. The media, bless their souls, be craftin' whimsical tales, hopin' to fool the masses till the election sails in! But hark! The truth be a fierce beast, and their records be chasin' 'em like a hungry shark!
With a hearty 70% of landlubbers favorin' border emergencies and local law enforcement takin' action, it seems the tide be turnin' against the Democrats. As Walz dabbles in sanctuary city schemes and Harris sways like a ship in a tempest, the crew be suggestin' a change in course before the election storm hits! Aye, the truth shall rise, and all ye pirates of the vote must prepare to unfurl the sails of honesty!