The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Set yer spyglass fer the 2024 DNC, or ye be missin' the grandest political shanty!"

2024-08-17

Ahoy mateys! From the grand sails of major networks to the murky waters of cable news and the trusty brig of public telly, ye be havin’ a bountiful bounty o’ choices to catch the yarns spun by Vice President Kamala Harris, Gov. Tim Walz, and their merry crew! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the winds be blowin' with tales of the great speakers settin' sail upon the airwaves! Aye, ye be wantin' to feast yer ears on the grand speeches of Vice President Kamala Harris and Governor Tim Walz, amongst other scallywags of the political seas. From the mighty ships of the major networks to the smaller vessels of cable news and the noble galleons of public television, there be a bounty of options awaitin’ ye!

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