"Arrr! The 47 tickin' seconds that hoisted Kamala Harris from Davy Jones' locker of politics, savvy?"
2024-08-18
Arrr, ‘tis near 14 moons past when Kamala’s rival in the California court wrangle blurted out a truth in a debate no soul cared to witness! That blunder be a keelhaulin’ moment, settin' sail for the future of the Democratic lass, aye!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale from the seas of politics, where the winds of fate be blowin’ strong! Nearly 14 moons ago, a crafty matey named Kamala Harris found herself in a raucous duel for the title of California’s attorney general. Aye, 'twas a debate so dull, it could put a kraken to sleep! But lo, amidst the yawns, her rival let slip a truth so frank, it bequeathed a curse of destiny upon his own ship!This hearty challenger, in a moment of sheer folly, spoke words that echoed across the seven seas — or at least across the land of California. With one ill-timed utterance, he sealed his fate tighter than a ship’s hold in a tempest. The wind shifted, and Kamala, like a cunning captain, seized the chance to chart her course toward glory! Who knew that a single slip of the tongue could be more treacherous than a sea monster lurking in the depths?
So, me hearties, remember this tale well! In the treacherous waters of debate and politics, one must tread carefully, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker, while yer opponents sail off into the sunset, claimin’ victory and treasure aplenty! Yarrr!