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Yarrr! Tennessee scallywags be in hot water fer makin’ a wee lad sleep in a stinky treasure chest!

2024-08-18

Arrr, matey! In the land o' Tennessee, two scallywags be caught red-handed, lockin’ a wee lad o’ seven, bless his heart, in a treasure chest! What be they thinkin’, ye say? Aye, not a fine way to treat a young pirate! Set ‘em adrift, I say!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the good ol' Tennessee seas, where two scallywags, Mikki Dee Moody and Sean David Moody, found themselves in a right pickle! These buccaneers got themselves arrested fer the foul crime of child abuse, havin' locked away a wee lad of seven summers, who be autistic and unable to speak, in a storage trunk, ye hear?

The tale unfurled when the fine folks at the Carter County Sheriff's Office, alongside the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation, be searchin' their ship (or home, as ye landlubbers call it) on an unrelated matter. To their horror, they discovered not only the two knaves but also unsanitary conditions fit fer a barnacle-covered bilge! Exposed wires and a floor riddled with foulness made it clear these scallywags had no care fer the welfare of the wee one.

But what truly be the treasure of this tale? Lo and behold, a brown storage trunk filled with urine-soaked blankets, half-eaten pizza, and clothing with suspicious red stains lay lurking in the living room! The investigators learned the poor child was locked away with naught but scraps to eat. Now, the Moody pair be behind bars, with Mikki released after coughin' up a hefty bounty of $75,000. The case be still under investigation, and we be hopin’ the young lad finds fair winds ahead!

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