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Arrr, a statue o' John Lewis be takin’ the place o’ a dusty ol’ Confederate relic in Georgia, savvy?

2024-08-18

Arrr, a towering 12-foot bronze likeness o' the noble Mr. Lewis be standin' proud where a scallywag Confederate statue once loomed, built way back in 1908! Commissioned after the good captain sailed to Davy Jones' locker in 2020, it be a fine jolly jape, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of a grand statue that be taller than a ship’s mast! Aye, this 12-foot-tall bronze likeness o’ the noble civil rights leader, Mr. Lewis, be raised after he set sail to the great beyond in 2020. A true treasure to honor a fine soul, if ye ask me!

Now, this towering monstrosity stands proud in a spot that once hosted a Confederate memorial, erected back in the year of our Lord 1908. Aye, ‘tis a fine irony indeed, swapping a relic of division for a monument of unity! It be like trading a scurvy old ship for a gleaming galleon, if ye catch me drift!

So here be the tale: a statue forged from bronze, where once stood a reminder of battles lost and ideals misguided. Now, instead, we’ve a beacon of hope taller than a kraken’s tentacle! Aye, let the winds of change fill our sails and guide us towards a brighter horizon! Raise a tankard to Mr. Lewis, the mighty defender of justice, and may his spirit keep watch over us, as we navigate this wild sea of life!

Avast, me mateys! Celebrate the transformation and may the spirit of unity reign supreme on our fair shores!

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