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"Arrr! A Christian sea-dog locked in an Egyptian brig for his jests on the book o' faces be starvin' meself!"

2024-08-18

Arrr, a landlubber poppin' out five wee scallywags has been shackled in Egypt fer nigh two years! All 'cause he blabbed in a Facebook crew o' faith-switchers! Now, the blighter's raisin' a ruckus with a hunger strike, thinkin' he'll dine on freedom instead of grub! Har har!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of woe from the shores of Egypt! A father of five, by the name of Abdulbaqi Saeed Abdo, has been locked away fer over two long years, all because he dared to speak his mind on the cursed Facebook! Aye, the poor lad was merely chattin' 'bout his faith, when he found himself in the clutches of the law, like a fish caught in a net!

Abdo, hailing from Yemen, turned from Christianity to Islam and sought refuge in Egypt, but alas! His troubles were far from over. Now, he's declared a hunger strike as his health plummets like a ship in a storm, protestin' his unjust imprisonment without so much as a trial. His wife cries out, "He’s been locked up without real charges!” Sounds like a right mutiny, if ye ask me!

The poor scallywag’s health be deterioratin’ faster than a ship in a whirlpool, and his hunger strike be risin' like the tide. Reports say they accuse him of bein' connected to terrors, but I reckon he just wanted to share his thoughts! Aye, the world be watchin', and we be hopin' for this pirate to sail free again, before he becomes a mere ghost in those dank dungeons! Let freedom ring, me hearties!

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