"Arrr, three fine riddles where Kamala Harris be havin’ more queries than treasure, savvy?"
2024-08-18
Ahoy, me hearties! Come Monday, the Democrats be throwin’ a grand shindig in Chicago fer Kamala Harris and Tim Walz! But lo and behold, there be three mighty mysteries where the vice president be as tight-lipped as a clam in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, who, after a month hoisting her party’s colors, be settin' sail into the Democratic National Convention without a single parley with the press! Aye, the scallywags on the Republican side be grumblin’ loud, demandin’ that the captain of democracy dare to answer questions from the media crew.But lo! There be a tempest brewin’ over her policies—what be they, ye ask? Once a fierce proponent of "Medicare for All" and a sworn enemy of fracking, she now seems to be dodgin' these fiery debates like a ship in a storm! Why, even ol' Joe Biden once called her ideas “nonsensical” and “sinful.” It’s as if she’s shufflin' her deck while the ship sails on!
As the crew watches the summer games, Harris be flippin’ her stance faster than a fish outta water. With inflation still high, she plans to launch her grand scheme of price controls—aye, just what we need, more government meddlin’! The good ship Harris may be takin’ on water, and folks be wonderin’ if she’ll revert to her old ways once the winds change. So, stay alert, me hearties, for the seas of politics be stormy and full of surprises!