Arrr, Vance be spoutin' tales from 'Gangs of New York' to back his yarns 'bout scallywags comin' ashore!
2024-08-18
Arrr, matey! JD Vance, that Republican scallywag, be likin’ to quote “Gangs of New York,” claimin’ that fresh faces from foreign seas be settin’ up “ethnic enclaves,” stirrin’ the pot o’ violence and mischief. As if we need more ruckus on these shores! Ha!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale outta the scallywag's log! Ye see, JD Vance, a landlubber settin' his sights on the vice-presidency, be spoutin’ off about them foreign folk. He be likin’ that cinematic treasure, “Gangs of New York,” where brawlin’ gangs be fightin’ over turf like a bunch o’ mangy cats! Aye, he claims that lettin’ in the swashbucklin’ immigrants be creatin’ “ethnic enclaves.” What be that, ye ask? A fancy way of sayin’ they be settlin' like barnacles on a ship’s hull, stirrin’ up trouble and makin’ the seas a bit rougher, if ye catch me drift!Now, ye might be wonderin' why the good captain be worryin' ‘bout crime on the high seas of society. Vance warns that these cozy little havens could spark a ruckus, turnin’ peaceful harbors into stormy ports o' chaos! He be sayin' it’s like addin' gunpowder to yer rum – a recipe for disaster, savvy?
So, hoist the sails and watch the horizon, fer JD be raisin' alarms like a crow’s caw in the mornin' mist! With a wink and a chuckle, I say let the sailors and the landlovers come together without fear of a cutlass clash! Yarr, let’s not forget, a wee bit o' rum can ease the fiercest heart!