Arrr, Manchin be claimin’ Biden’s sailed too far left, lost in the briny deep of politics! What sorcery be this?
2024-08-18
Arrr, matey! Senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia be chattin' with the New York Times, spillin' his thoughts on Cap’n Biden and the squabblin' between the landlubber Republicans and scallywag Democrats. It be a right ruckus, like two ships in a bottle, ye savvy?
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Joe Manchin, a West Virginian buccaneer of the Senate seas, who be wavering on the treacherous tides of politics! This crafty sailor be lamentin' how the winds of change have blown his ol' matey, Joe Biden, far to the sinister port side since donning the captain's hat of the presidency. “By thunder!” he cries, “where be the moderate I once knew?”In a grand parley with the New York Times, Manchin spoke of Biden’s escapades, hopin' he’ll soon sail back to calmer waters. He be suggestin' the captain might find solace in a shorter journey, sayin' the presidency be best suited for a one six-year voyage! Aye, he also called for the crew to steer clear of the extremes, for 'tis the moderate middle where the treasure lies—where 51% of the crew reside, unshackled by party chains!
But alas, the squabbling be thick as fog, with far-left and far-right scallywags makin' the seas choppy. “Ye can’t win this battle without our lot!” he thundered, implorin' both sides to heed the wise winds of common sense, lest they be sunk by their own folly. With a hearty farewell, he announced he won’t return for another fight, lettin’ the waves wash over his legacy. Now, who’ll take the helm next? Arrr!