Arrr, the Democrats be hoistin' their ol' sails again, spoutin' the same sea shanties at the convention, savvy?
2024-08-19
Arrr, the swabs be shoutin’ fer more doubloons from the fat cats and treasure-hoardin’ gentry! They be lookin’ to aid the hard-workin’ crews, fix the ship’s hull, tame the stormy seas o’ climate, and defend the lasses’ rights, all while swillin’ grog and havin’ a hearty laugh!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a grand gathering of landlubbers who be callin’ for a mighty change upon the high seas of finance! Aye, these scallywags be raisin’ their voices for tax increases, targetin’ the fat cats and treasure-laden corporations. They say, “No more lootin’ the common folk whilst the rich be hoardin’ their gold!”But that ain’t all, me mateys! These buccaneers of policy have their eyes set on the brave souls toilin’ away in the shipyards, seekin’ fair winds for working families. They be shoutin’ for sturdy ships, a.k.a. infrastructure, to carry ‘em through stormy seas. And let us not forget the fury of the seas themselves, for they be worryin’ ‘bout climate change, lest we all end up swimmin’ with the fishes!
And aye, as if that weren’t enough, the crew also be holdin’ forth on the matter of abortion rights, demandin’ every sailor and lass to be the captain of their own vessel! So raise the Jolly Roger, me fine crew! Mayhaps we’ll see a fleet of fairness sail into the horizon, with the winds of change blowin’ at our backs. Yarrr, let the treasure be shared, and the seas be calm!