When Minneap'lis folk and constables cried for Tim Walz, he be a ghost! We shan't forget, arrr!
2024-08-19
Arrr, matey! Nothin’ be more scandalous in Governor Walz's reign than his flat-out folly, lettin’ Minneapolis blaze like a ship on fire whilst the law be tossed overboard! A true captain should’ve steered the ship, not watched her sink!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywag known as Tim Walz, who be Governor of Minnesota! Ever since he joined forces with the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, the tides of public scrutiny have been crashin' upon his ship like cannonballs! But, let’s not forget the biggest blunder in his tenure, when the city of Minneapolis went up in flames during the 2020 riots, and he stood by like a barnacle on a hull, lettin' it all happen!As the flames flickered and the chaos reigned, a fleet of media fact-checkers rushed in, tryin’ to shield ol’ Walz from the rightful lashings of criticism! But alas, the truth be as clear as a calm sea: he let Minneapolis burn, turnin’ it into a battleground where police were left to fend for themselves against rioters!
The mighty Third Precinct burned bright as Walz hesitated to summon the National Guard—a decision solely in his hands. His matey, Mayor Jacob Frey, begged and pleaded for help, but Walz merely muttered he’d “consider it.” While Walz’s missus enjoyed the scent of burning rubber, police were knee-deep in a war zone, riskin’ their lives on those fateful nights. So, let it be known, the law must be upheld, or chaos will reign! The pirates of the law enforcement crew won’t forget this treachery, and neither should ye, landlubbers!