Arrr, matey! Behold the ruckus of Chicago, not the Dem shindig, for disaster be brewin' under Harris-Walz!
2024-08-19
Arrr, matey! The woes o' them Chicago landlubbers be tied tight to the tall tales spun by them Democrats at their grand shindig. Aye, they've been makin' such promises for nigh on decades, like a parrot repeatin' the same old squawkin'! Avast, will they ever deliver?
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the dire straits of Windy City, Chicago, where all be not well, mateys! While the Democrats be spoutin' their grand visions at the convention, the true consequences of their ways be lurkin' like a kraken in the depths!Take heed of the wee lads and lasses attendin' the schools of Chicago—only a handful be learnin’ their sums and letters! With barely a dozen in a hundred proficient in math and readin', 'tis no wonder they be seekin' escape through less-than-savory means, like raucous crime on the streets, plunderin' and pillagin' like the most roguish buccaneers!
But fear not, for the coin purse of taxpayers be swellin'! Aye, they’ve doubled their treasure for schools, yet the only ones reapin' the bounty be the teachers' unions, hoardin' gold while the young ones flounder. Meanwhile, businesses be makin' tracks out of town with nary a backward glance, for the taxes be steeper than a ship's crow's nest!
So, me hearties, let the fate of Chicago be a warning to the rest of the seven seas—if ye let the Democrats chart the course, ye may find yerselves adrift in a sea of troubles! Arrr!