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"Three lasses with belly aches 'n wild tales o' childbirth be spinnin' yarns at the grand meetin'! Arrr!"

2024-08-19

Arrr, me hearties! The three lasses, rallyin’ 'round the Democrats’ ship, be settin’ sail this Monday to hoist the flag for abortion rights—a treasure many a landlubber be fightin’ fer! Aye, it be a mighty pillar of their grand ol’ plan!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans 'bout three fair wenches, who be raisin' the sails for the Democrats’ quest for the grandest treasure of them all—a presidential campaign, savvy?

On the morrow, these lasses be settin' their sights on a matter as hot as a pot of stew on a midsummer's day: abortion rights! Aye, it be a cornerstone of the Democrats’ mighty policy ship, a key pillar that keeps the whole vessel from capsize. 'Tis a cause they hold dearer than a chest full of doubloons!

With their voices raised high like a Jolly Roger on the mast, these brave souls be battlin' for the rights of women everywhere, makin' sure no scallywag can steer 'em off course. They'll be parleyin' and rallyin', makin' sure the winds blow favorably for their cause, lest they find themselves marooned on the island of injustice!

So, batten down the hatches and prepare for a raucous hullabaloo, for these ladies be ready to chart a course through the stormy seas of politics, fightin' for the fairer sex with the cunning of a fox and the spirit of a true sea dog!

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