Arrr, CNN scallywag be blastin' them Democrats fer keepin' Bill Clinton aboard! Toss 'im overboard, I say!
2024-08-19
Arrr, matey! S.E. Cupp be takin' a peg leg to the Democrats fer lettin' Bill Clinton aboard to speak at their DNC shindig, all while prattlin' 'bout “decency.” Aye, ‘tis like askin’ a scallywag to guard the treasure, I say!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of a ruckus at the Democratic National Convention, where the goodly S.E. Cupp, a commentator from the treacherous seas of CNN, be takin’ shots at the Democrats fer invitin’ Bill Clinton aboard their ship! She be callin’ him a “bad look” fer a crew claimin’ to value “decency.” Aye, she be wonderin’ why this ol’ sea dog still be showin’ up at the DNC, sayin’, “Quit Bill Clinton, finally please!”While ol’ Kate Bedingfield be spoutin’ off about Biden’s fine talk of “decency,” Cupp be cautionin’ that the former captain of the ship, Clinton, be causin’ more trouble than treasure. The convention be a chance fer Harris to show her sails and share a proper course, yet she be hidin’ from the media like a scallywag avoidin’ a fight!
Cupp be sayin’ the folks in swing states be wantin’ specifics, not just catchphrases like, “I’m a prosecutor. He’s a criminal.” That be a line fit fer the gallows, not fer a captain’s speech! So, as the DNC sets sail in Chicago, we be wonderin’ if they’ll find their way or be lost at sea, surrounded by ol’ ghosts of the past! Yarrr!