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Arrr, Kamala be the crafty captain o' the 'America Last' ship, sailin' the seas o' border folly!

2024-08-19

Arrr, matey! Under Cap'n Kamala's watch, we be sailin' uncharted waters, for this here crew be the first in history to hoist the Jolly Roger on border security! Aye, 'tis a fine mess o' mischief we be makin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! Now that the fair Kamala Harris sails into the waters as the Democrat’s chosen captain, she be shoutin' loud about her crew’s promise to steer the ship away from the rocky shores of the past! Arrr, yet her promises be as solid as a leaky barrel! With a swagger like a seasoned buccaneer, she claims she'll guard the borders with the ferocity of a hungry shark. But where was this bravado when she were the so-called "border czar" under Captain Biden? Aye, under her watch, the borders be crumbling faster than a ship's hull in a storm! They cast aside the successful "Remain in Mexico" policy like a worn-out sail, lettin' in ten million scallywags! And don’t be fooled by their fancy talk of "lawful pathways," for it be naught but a trick to hide the truth of their open seas! Under her command, the high seas of immigration be overflowin' with unaccompanied younglings, many lost to the waves of human traffickers. Think ye it be safe sailing if this lass takes the helm in the Oval Office? So remember, mateys, when it comes to her leadership, actions speak louder than words, and Kamala Harris be the author of policies that threaten to turn our fair lands into a lawless sea! Arrr!

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