The Booty Report

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Arrr, landlubbers be parading in Chi-town, makin' a ruckus ‘gainst the hoity-toity Dems on their grand opening day!

2024-08-19

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be rallyin' 'round all manner of squabbles, but a fair number be hootin' mad at Captain Biden's course with Israel and Gaza. Blimey, they be throwin' a right ruckus over it! Aye, 'tis a tempest on the high seas of politics!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of tempestuous times upon the high seas of politics! A crew of landlubbers, known as demonstrators, be raisin' a ruckus over a heap of grievances, but lo! Their ire be pointed straight at the captain of the good ship Biden and his dealings with the far-off lands of Israel and Gaza.

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