"She be sentenced to 11 long years in the brig fer puttin' a bullet in the scallywag she claimed be traffickin' her!"
2024-08-19
Arrr matey! In the year o' our lord 2022, the wise judges o' Wisconsin be sayin' that lass Chrystul Kizer can spin a yarn at trial, claimin' she be justified in blastin' Randall Volar, thanks to a law favorin' those poor souls caught in the treacherous tides o' trafficking!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale from the landlocked waters o’ Wisconsin, where the courts be as tangled as a sailor’s beard after a stormy night! In the year of our Lord, 2022, the wise ol’ judges o’ the Wisconsin Supreme Court made a grand decision that’d shiver yer timbers!They be sayin’ that one Chrystul Kizer, a lass with a heart as fierce as a cannon blast, could stand before the court and declare she be justified in puttin’ a permanent end to Randall Volar’s shenanigans! Aye, she shot the scallywag, and the judges saw fit to let her argue that she was merely defendin’ herself from the treacherous clutches o’ the villain, thanks to a law that be favorin’ those poor souls caught in the treacherous webs o’ trafficking!
Oh, what a twist o’ fate it be! The court granted her the chance to tell her tale, like a parrot squawkin’ its way into a tavern brawl. So, raise a mug o’ grog, me hearties, for justice be a fine and wondrous thing, even in the land o' cheese and beer! Here’s hopin’ the winds blow in favor of our brave lass in her quest for freedom!