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"28-year-old sea dog of the skies meets his end not in battle, but by mishap! Blimey, what a tale!"

2024-08-19

Arrr, a salty Staff Sgt. of 28 years, who bravely sailed with the skies for Operation Inherent Resolve, met his fate this week not in battle, but in some curious mishap! Aye, ’tis a tale of woe from a secret spot, where even the winds be whisperin' of misfortune!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' a brave airman, Staff Sgt. Tristen Wright, aged 28, hailing from the sunny shores of Palm Bay, Florida. On a fateful Thursday, whilst lendin' his sword to Operation Inherent Resolve, he met his untimely end not by cannon fire, but in a most peculiar non-combat incident, aye!

Ye see, this fine lad was part o' the 27th Special Operations Logistics Readiness Squadron, stationed at Cannon Air Force Base in the wilds of New Mexico. He be remembered as a true force of good, with Major Brent Escay declarin' that his smile could light up the darkest of taverns. He took to mentorin' his fellow airmen like a captain tends to his crew, givin' freely to the local folk as well.

Since enlistin' in 2016, Tristen served valiantly, shufflin’ supplies and keepin’ the fleet runnin’ smooth. His commendations be as plentiful as a pirate’s treasure, includin’ medals for bravery and conduct. Alas, the full tale of his demise remains shrouded in mystery, as the crew investigates the incident. Yet, all aboard the Cannon family shall keep his memory alive, holdin' his kin and shipmates in their hearts and prayers. Fair winds to ye, brave airman!

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