"Arrr, Democrats be spillin’ their treasure map o’ wishes fer ol’ Harris, like scallywags dreamin’ o’ gold!"
2024-08-20
Arrr! We be askin' the fine folk at the Democratic shindig in Chicago: If our lass Kamala be claimin' the captain's chair, what be the first treasure ye want her to snatch as president? Aye, drop yer anchor and spill yer wishes, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! We set sail on a fine day to the bustling shores of the Democratic National Convention in the grand city of Chicago! With a jolly crew of eager landlubbers, we posed a question that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle: “If the fair Kamala Harris be crowned queen of the realm, what be the first deed ye want her to perform as the head of this great ship we call a nation?”Ye wouldn’t believe the treasure trove of answers we gathered! Some scallywags be wishin’ for a grand feast fit for all, where grog flows like the mighty sea and the finest fish ‘n chips be served aplenty! Others, with their eyes set on the horizon, called for an age of fair winds and smooth sailin’, demandin’ a swift end to the storms of inequality and unrest that plague our waters.
Then there were those cheeky rascals who wanted her to declare “Talk Like a Pirate Day” as a national holiday! Aye, who wouldn’t want to parley and hoist the flag of good cheer? In the end, it be clear: no matter the wish, all hands on deck be lookin’ for a captain to steer the ship toward brighter horizons. So hoist yer sails, mateys, for the wind of change be blowin’! Arrr!