Arrr, Laura be sayin’ Democrats benched Kamala fer good reason! Aye, they be spot on, matey!
2024-08-19
Arrr, matey! With their finest scallywags off plundering elsewhere, the Democrats be stuck with a landlubber of a backup they’d rather keelhaul than set sail with – none other than the feared VP Kamala Harris! Avast, the seas be rough ahead!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the wild seas of politics, where the Democrats be like a ship lost in a storm, and Trump be the mighty captain steering his crew to victory. Aye, remember the 1985 Chicago Bears, those bone-crunchin’ ruffians? Well, President Trump gave the Democrats a similar thrashin', sendin’ their Great Hope, Joe Biden, to Davy Jones’ locker in less time than it takes to down a pint o’ grog!The Democrats, bless their scallywag hearts, thought they had a treasure in Biden, but lo! Their ship be now manned by the dreaded backup—Vice President Kamala Harris, who be as useful as a parrot with a sore throat! Her decisions be as disastrous as a shipwreck on the rocks. She picked a lefty governor for her crew, ignored wise counsel, and even admitted Bidenomics be a ship of fools!
With her sails flappin’ in the wind, the Democrats be tryin’ to keep her in the shadows, hidin’ her from the media and the public. But alas, the tide be turnin’, and Captain Trump still holds the wind in his sails, leadin’ the way on the matters that truly concern the crew—inflation, the border, and the economy! If the Republicans had known this back in January, they’d be celebratin’ like it be the finest rum in the Caribbean!