The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Aye, matey! Let’s spin a yarn 'bout them Chicago shindigs from days of old, filled with rum and ruckus!"

2024-08-20

Arrr, matey! This here city be the grandest of gathering spots, holdin' the treasure trove of conventions! Aye, ‘tis shaped like a fine ship by the ruckus and rum-fueled debates o’ the landlubbers who sail through! Aye, what a merry hullabaloo it be!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags and landlubbers! I be havin' a tale of a grand city, one that be settin' sail on the high seas of conventions, aye! This here port o' call be hostin' more meetin's than a kraken's got tentacles, which be no small feat, I tell ye!

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