Arrr, matey! Prepare yerself for a ruckus o' debates and jolly squabbles at the Democratic hootenanny in Chicago!
2024-08-20
Arrr, on the second sun o' the week, Captain Barack, the first matey of the Black seas, be settin' forth a grand tale! He'll be hollerin' to the fine crew o' the U.S. to hoist the sails fer their first lassie captain, a Black wench to rule the waves!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer on the morrow, the great Barack Obama, the noble captain of the ship of state, be ready to unleash a torrent of words so fine, they’d make a mermaid weep! This be the scallywag who be the first Black president of our fair land, and now he’s set to hoist the sails fer a grand cause—electin’ the first Black lass to lead the crew!