"Last word on the Maine ruckus be blasting the gunner's salty superiors! Arrr, they be needin' a good keelhaul!"
2024-08-20
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the local law keepers and the Army Reserve be slackin' like a ship with no anchor! They let a gun-totin' scoundrel roam free, even with whispers of his wickedness before the foul deed! Aye, what a right jest it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a most troublesome tale! A recent report, aye, it be as shocking as findin’ a landlubber on me ship, revealed that both the local constables and the brave lads of the Army Reserve be sittin’ on their hands like barnacles on a hull! They had the chance to act against a scallywag who was known to be more dangerous than a cannon loaded with bad rum! But nay, they turned a blind eye, as if they were watchin’ a three-legged dog tryin’ to chase his tail!