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"Arrr! Two landlubbers met Davy Jones as their flying contraption plummeted into a cozy Texas shanty!"

2024-08-20

Arrr, mateys! The lot aboard the flying contraption met Davy Jones, says the landlubbers. But lo! One brave lass was plucked from a fiery shack in Odessa after the sky beast took a dive on Tuesday morn. Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be havin' a tale to spin from the skies above! It be a gloomy mornin' when a cursed contraption of iron and wood, known as a plane, met its fate, takin' with it a crew of souls who were aboard, doomed to Davy Jones' locker.

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