Arrr! DC scallywags let pro-Hamas ruffians run wild on DNC's first day—no permission needed, matey! What be this folly?
2024-08-20
Arrr, matey! In the grand city, them anti-Israel scallywags be givin' a ruckus on the streets, lawmen turnin' a blind eye to their permitless shenanigans! Traffic be stoppin' like a ship in a storm, hark! Just a month past, they were raisin' a ruckus like a pack o' wild sea dogs!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of ruckus and uproar in the bustling port o' Washington, D.C. A band o' anti-Israel ruffians, with no permit in hand, seized the streets like a ship with no captain, throwin' traffic into a whirl and claimin' private property as their own!These merry mischief-makers, a motley crew of pro-Hamas blaggards, marched down the grand avenues, brandishin' an effigy of that Israeli sea-dog, Benjamin Netanyahu, like a jolly black flag. The local constables, bless 'em, looked on without a care, claimin' there be no need for permits for such shenanigans. But when the ruckus turned rowdy and the crew got all violent, it was pepper spray that flew, not cannonballs, as they tussled with the law!
Just a month prior, as Netanyahu docked at Congress, the crew had already set the American flag ablaze, defaced statues, and swapped flags like a game of cards gone wrong! Even the Democrats, normally a bit lenient, raised their flags in protest, sayin' such behavior ain't fit for a proper crew. So remember, mateys, while protestin' is the right of every sailor, there be a fine line betwixt makin' a point and makin' a mess! Arrr!