"For Tim Walz, the convention be like takin' a bride from a bloomin' shipload o' raucous kin!"
2024-08-21
Arrr, every scallywag Democrat in Chicago be wishin' to have a chinwag with him, perhaps even a jolly hug! "I adore the lad," quoth one delegate. "He be like that jolly rogue Chris Farley — ye know, the feller by the river, aye!" Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the windswept shores of Chicago, where every Democrat be wantin' to meet a jolly soul that be makin' waves liken to a stormy sea! Aye, it seems this fine matey be so beloved that delegates be shoutin', “I love him!” like a drunken sailor singin’ shanties by the fire!This fine lad, oft compared to the notorious Chris Farley, be that raucous rascal known as the man down by the river! Har har! With a belly laugh that could shake the very timbers of a mighty ship, he be capturin’ the hearts of landlubbers and scallywags alike. The delegates be dreamin’ of offerin’ him warm embraces, as if he be the long-lost captain they never knew they were missin'!
So, picture it, me mateys! A grand gathering of Democrats, all starry-eyed and eager to shower this charismatic fellow with affection, as if he were a treasure chest filled with gold doubloons! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold in this wind-swept city, where hugs be as plentiful as rum on a pirate ship! Now, raise yer tankards high for the lad who be remindin’ us that laughter be the greatest booty of all!