"Avast! Lawyers be squarin’ off 'bout a scallywag claimin' he ain't guilty whilst dancin' with the hangman!"
2024-08-21
Arrr, matey! The landlubber of St. Louis be sayin’ the scallywag’s innocent as a wee kitten! But the Missouri chief of legal be squawkin’ that the court shouldn’t even lift a finger to hear the tale! A fine mess it be, aye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale from the land o' Missouri, where the law be as tangled as a sailor's beard after a stormy night! The St. Louis County prosecutin' attorney, that fine scallywag, be raisin' his cutlass to declare a man ought to be set free, like a parrot flyin' from a cursed pirate ship!But lo and behold, the Missouri attorney general, a landlubber o' legalese, be speakin' with all the authority o' a captain with no crew. He argues that the court shouldna even bother to hear the claims, as if they be mere whispers of the wind! 'Tis like tryin' to find treasure on a deserted isle—naught to be found!
So here we be, caught in a ruckus between a defender of the downtrodden and a captain of the courtroom, both shoutin' their own orders like they be on a ship in a squall. Will the man be freed from his chains, or be he left to rot in the hold? Only time will tell, but it be clear as a sunny day at sea—this be a merry mess worthy of a jolly old tavern tale!