"Young scallywag smacks a copper with a pilfered ship, crashes into fine vessels, then caught atop the crow's nest!"
2024-08-21
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag of a lad be caught atop a lofty perch, after filching a fine vessel on wheels! He crashed it into other chariots and even gave a copper a hearty bump! Avast! What a ruckus to behold in the wild tales of the high seas!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas mischief, but on land! A scallywag named Keyah Richardson, just shy of bein' twenty summers, stole himself a fine white sedan in the bustling heart of Queens. When the lawmen called upon him with their shiny badges, our young rogue decided to rev his engines instead o’ surrenderin'.In a wild display, he backed his stolen ship into a poor landlubber’s vessel, tossed a traffic cone as if it were a mere trinket, and nearly set sail into a mother and her wee one! "Stop ye scallywag!" bellowed an officer, but our Keyah had other plans—zooming through traffic like a cannonball shot from a ship!
In a grand folly, he struck a brave officer, pinning him between two metal beasts. With a heart full of swagger, he abandoned his stolen prize and made a run for it, scampering like a rat up a ship's rigging—onto the rooftops he climbed!
But alas, the NYPD were not to be outdone! With their eyes in the sky, they swooped in like a flock o’ hungry seagulls. Eventually, the lad was caught atop a roof, trapped like a fish in a net. Now he faces a heap of charges, and the good officers return home, safe and sound! Aye, a tale for the ages, this one be!