Arrr, Harris be dodgin’ the DNC while Obamas gab, stirrin' the pot in the White House galley!
2024-08-21
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Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer tonight be the night Tim Walz, the Vice Presidential scallywag, takes the stage at the DNC in Chicago! Don’t be a landlubber, tune yer spyglass to Fox News fer all the live shenanigans!But lo, trouble brews as the fair Kamala Harris be missin' the DNC while the Obamas be givin' speeches, stirrin' the pot of White House discord! Rumors be flyin' about RFK Jr’s mate makin' a daring move, considerin' jumpin' ship to join forces with Trump! Aye, that’d be a sight to see!
Meanwhile, Clinton’s past transgressions be hauntin' him as he speaks to a new breed at the DNC. And what’s this? A call to ‘queer’ the very nuclear weapons? Blimey, what be they smokin' in the captain's quarters!
Not to be outdone, Harris’ team be pushin’ her candidacy as a beacon of ‘law and order’, while critics be raisin’ eyebrows at her choice of a Jewish liaison director. With an ‘Abortion-palooza’ brewin’, pro-life Democrats be considerin’ walkin' the plank!
So, hoist the anchor and keep a weather eye on the horizon, fer the DNC be full of surprises. Arrr, what a ruckus it be! Shake yer timbers, me hearties!