Arrr! Michelle be spoutin' her words like cannon fire, sinkin' Trump’s racist drivel and his blinkered view! Ha!
2024-08-21
Arrr, the fair Michelle Obama be takin’ a jab at the scallywag Trump in her DNC yarn! She claims the bloke be steered by the winds o’ racism and the treasure o' his forefathers. Aye, what a rum tale to spin, matey!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the former first lass, Michelle Obama, who found herself back in Chicago, speakin' at the Democratic National Convention. With a tongue sharper than a cutlass, she took aim at that scallywag, Trump, callin' him out for his riches inherited like a pirate's booty! She claimed 'tis fear that drives the blaggard, all because two hardworking folks be Black and successful.“Who’ll be tellin’ him,” she asked, “that the jolly job he be wantin’ might just be one of those Black jobs?” The crowd howled like a pack of hungry wolves! She called his tricks old and ugly as a barnacle-encrusted ship, hurlin' insults like cannonballs. Not one to shy away, she pointed out that most of 'em don’t have the luxury o' failin' forward like the rich. “If we stumble, we don’t get a second chance, mateys!” she declared.
With a rallyin' cry, she urged her crew to vote in droves, makin' sure no doubt be left in the wake! “We hold the power!” she exclaimed, like a captain before a grand battle, callin' on her shipmates to navigate away from fear and division. So hoist the flag and cast yer votes, for the winds of change be blowin'! Arrr!