Ahoy, Kamala! Ye can't escape the treasure hunt of America's coin woes, and yer tall tales be worth naught!
2024-08-21
Arrr, me hearties! With prices sailin' high 'n borrowin' costs weighin' down, the average American crew be down over 8,000 doubloons a year since that scallywag Harris took the helm! Aye, it be a rough tide indeed for the landlubbers!
Avast ye scallywags! Last Friday, the fair Vice President Kamala Harris laid forth her grand economic agenda, a tale spun of deflection and projection, akin to a landlubber blaming the tides for a shipwreck! She be tryin' to cast the blame for inflation upon the innocent businesses, claimin' foul play whilst the numbers from her own crew tell a different yarn. The prices fer businesses be risin' by 19.4 percent, the very same as what the good folk be payin' at the market. Aye, it seems the whole supply chain be feelin’ the pinch!Had them traders been truly gougin' prices, the poor consumers would be sufferin’ more than the producers, yet here we are, with consumers merely catchin' up to the business’ costs. The truth be that it’s the Biden-Harris policies that be sendin’ inflation sailin’ high, with overspendin’ and burdensome regulations causin' a ruckus! Each coin spent by the government be weighin' heavy on our pockets, leavin' families poorer by over $8,000!
So here’s the real treasure map: blame be placed rightly on the government’s overspendin’ and overregulatin’, not on the hard-workin’ business folk. Harris be tryin' to blame others for the storm she helped brew, a true pirate’s folly! Arrr!