Arrr, Harris be naught ready to clash with Trump, and ye'll chuckle at the reason, matey!
2024-08-21
Arrr, Kamala be unfit fer the grandest duel of her days, facin' off against the scallywag Trump! She had four long years to hone her cutlass skills, yet here she be, still flounderin' like a landlubber in a storm! What a sight, matey!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about one Kamala Harris, a lass who be the least-prepared major party nominee in the grand history of American elections! Aye, she’s spent her last four years loungin’ like a lazy sea dog, readyin’ herself for naught but a sea of scallywags! With a rival as crafty as ol’ Donald Trump, she’s steppin’ into the ring with naught but a rusty cutlass.