The Booty Report

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Arrr! Biden be slippin' from the limelight, but his lad's troubles be as wild as a stormy sea!

2024-08-21

Arrr, on the morrow of Wednesday, a gathering o’ landlubbers be settin’ sail to chart the course o’ Hunter Biden’s tax trial come September! ‘Tis a fine chance fer chattin’ that might lead to a sweet deal, or at least a hearty laugh! Yarrr!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for a tale be brewin' on the high seas of justice! On the morrow, a grand assembly shall convene to decide the fates of one Hunter Biden, a lad caught in the tempest o' tax troubles. This here be no ordinary meetin', but a preliminary hearing where the winds of discussion may blow favorably 'n lead to a jolly ol' plea deal!

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