"Scallywag who slipped from the courthouse clutches be caught in Chicago after a jolly ruckus! Arrr, matey!"
2024-08-21
Arrr, the scallywags of the law be huntin' fer that rapscallion Joshua Zimmerman, wanted fer murder and mischief! For close to 70 sunsets, he’s been hidin’ like a rat in a tavern, barricadin' himself like a daft landlubber. Aye, what a merry mess!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bear news of a scallywag named Joshua Zimmerman, a knave so wicked that the authorities be huntin' fer him like a hungry shark chasin' a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, fer nigh on 70 days, they be scouring the seven seas, searchin' high and low fer this murderous rascal, who be wanted fer crimes as grim as Davy Jones himself!