Arrr! Bloomberg be tossin’ a treasure o’ ten million doubloons to aid the House Democrats, savvy? What a scallywag!
2024-08-21
Arrr, matey! Billionaire Mike Bloomberg be tossin' a treasure chest o' ten million doubloons to the House Democrats last month, addin' to the twenty million he already be givin' to hoist the party's sails in the White House. Aye, that be a fine haul indeed!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a wealthy scallywag by the name of Mike Bloomberg, who be tossin' a treasure chest of ten million doubloons into the Democrats' House Majority PAC this past July. Aye, he be hopin' to plunder the control of the chamber from them rascally Republicans.This here PAC be the grand vessel supportin' the Democrats in the House, protectin' their forts and makin' bold attempts to unseat the enemy crew. As Captain Mike Smith of the PAC declared, "We be mighty thankful for Mayor Bloomberg’s gold—it's like wind in our sails, helpin' us fight for the freedoms of American families!"
Not long before, our matey Bloomberg had already dropped a hefty twenty million on Biden's campaign, and now those coins be goin' to the fair Vice President, Kamala Harris. Aye, this billionaire, who be sittin' on a mountain of riches at a whopping $106 billion, once tried to claim the crown himself, spendin’ a billion in his ill-fated presidential quest. But fear not, for he be back with a vengeance, spillin' more gold for the Democrats!
Meanwhile, the opposition be feelin' the pressure, as another donor, Timothy Mellon, be throwin' fifty million into the Trump ship. But with the tides turnin', enthusiasm be swellin' among the Democrats, makin' the race tighter than a pirate's trousers!